作曲 : Jacob Matthew Christensen
 But you're so foolish
 You are so foolish
 Walking into the pit
 Thinking that I was just going to sit back
 And take your crap one more time, man
 What do you think you are?
 You ain't nothin' special to me, man
 You're a piece of flesh!
 When I step into the ring
 I look at that man across the ring from me
 I say: "Well, that's my dinner
 Hm, that's my meal
 That's my meal ticket"
 You see: The war I've been livin' on
 Just don't fill me up, Hulk Hogan.
 So I gotta have a little bit more
 I gotta-
 You'll know my name
 When you see my face
 You'll know my name
 When you see my face
 You'll know my name
 I do this shit for my friends
 You know that I would die
 Put holes in both of my hands
 Like I am Jesus Christ
 Ave Maria, Maria
 I'm growing out like a Chia
 I'm gonna bop it and pull it
 Twist, flick it, Spin like I'm Sia
 I'm gonna swing on the lights
 I'm gonna die tonight
 I'm gonna die with a smile
 I hope I did it right
 I'm gonna hate it or love it
 I'll ****in' spit on my grave
 It's Jake the Snake, it's still the same
 You'll know my name
 When you see my face
 You'll know my name
 When you see my face
 You'll know my name
 With every zit on my back
 And every pore on my face
 I'm gonna pour out a 40
 For every moment I fake
 I'm losin' time, I just watch it
 I feel like I cannot stop it
 I miss my friends, they don't call and
 I feel like I'm always talkin'
 Shut up, you're so ****in' loud
 Shut up, you're just a brat
 **** what you thinkin' 'cause NakeyJakey still getting fat
 I'm makin' all you a promise
 If this shit sucks when it's droppin'
 I'll drive my car off a bridge
 And choke on my own ****in' vomit
 If you don't like me at my worst
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Then you would ****in' hate my best
 One time, yeah
 If you don't like me at my worst, oh
 Then you should ****in' break your neck
 You'll know my name
 When you see my face
 You'll know my name
 When you see my face
 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!