So you're on the floor, at 54
Think you can last at the palace
Does your body go to the to and fro?
Tonight's the night, oh didn't you know
That Ivan meets 
G.I. JoeIvan meets 
G.I. JoeIvan meets 
G.I. JoeIvan meets 
G.I. JoeHe tried his tricks, that 
Ruskie bear
The United 
Nations said it's all fair
He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague
He could not win with a cossack spin
The Vostok 
Bomb, the 
Stalin strike
He tried every move, he tried to hitch hike
He drilled a hole like a 
Russian star
He made every move in his repertoire
When Ivan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIt was 
G.I. Joe's turn to blow
He turned it on cool and slow
He tried a pay phone call to the 
PentagonA radar scan a leviathan
He wiped the 
Earth clean as a plate
What does it take to make a 
Ruskie break?
But the crowd are bored and off they go
Over the road to watch 
China blow
Ivan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. JoeIvan meet 
G.I. Joe