What the hell is wrong with me I'm not who I want to be
I tired spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall
What's my name naaaame
Naaaame
Naaaame
I tried to join a ping pong club sign on the door said all full up
I got nicked fighting in the road an' the judge didn't even know
What's my name naaaame
Naaaame
Naaaame
Dad go pissed so I got clocked
Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you ****ing mad
Now I'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window are you sleeping tight
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An' you won't know who came
What's my name naaaame
Naaaame
Naaaame
What's my name naaaame
Naaaame
Naaaame