[00:09.13].
[00:11.42]A pity she does not exist, a shame he’s not a fag
[00:15.30]The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag
[00:19.11]There is no hope of love for me, from here on I go stag
[00:23.30]The only girl I’ll ever love is Andrew in drag
[00:26.92].
[00:27.49]Andrew in drag! in
[00:35.55]Andrew in drag, yeah!
[00:41.24].
[00:44.30]I don’t know why I even went, it’s really not my bag
[00:48.24]Just thought it might be funny to see Andrew in drag
[00:52.17]The moment he walked on the stage my tail began to wag
[00:56.05]Wag like a little wiener dog for Andrew in drag
[00:59.99].
[01:00.42]Andrew in drag! in
[01:08.49]Andrew in drag, yeah!
[01:14.30].
[01:17.30]I’ve always been a ladies man and I don’t have to brag
[01:21.24]But I’ve become a mama’s boy for Andrew in drag
[01:25.05]I’d sign away my trust fund, I would even sell the jag
[01:29.11]If I could spend my misspent youth with Andrew in drag
[01:32.67].
[01:33.24]Andrew in drag! in
[01:41.55]Andrew in drag, yeah!
[01:47.30].
[01:50.23]So stick him in a dress and he’s the only boy I’d shag
[01:54.23]The only boy I’d anything is Andrew in drag
[01:58.17]I’ll never see that girl again, he did it as a gag
[02:02.11]I’ll pine away forevermore for Andrew in drag
[02:05.92].
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