作词 : Merritt
Xavier says, "Ha, ha, haWe have nothing in commonSee you round ta-taSlink back to your abominable loverZsa-Zsa, before I blow your coverTra-lala"
Zsa-Zsa's scene, tacky queen
You think there's no one but you
Get your crass little ass
Out and don't make me cut you
With how much you talk you'd think
That someone else was listening
Want a drink, 
Miss Thing?"Slow gin fizz'', says XavierZsa-Zsa orders and drinks come"
Here it is, teddy bear
To your health, you rat fink scum"Xavier wheezes, “I forgot”Before each line he sneezes quite a lot