作词 : Merritt Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee, my ainly pang'll be regret A maiden I will dee but I'll turn into a nightingale My song will warm thy heart Well, I'll turn into a threshing machine and tear thy bird apart But I'll turn into a vampire and kiss you on the neck Well, I'll turn into a silver cross and send thee back to heck But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb and atomize the air Well, I'll turn into a cockroach and you'll see if I careBut I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything Well, I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string But I'll turn into God Himself and then you'll come to me Well, I will not believe in you and then where will you be?