[00:23.24]Sittin in your front yard, drinkin lemonade [00:26.74]Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think youve got it made [00:36.86]But you dont know, whats in store, for you and your family [00:43.91]Im movin in, right next door, wont you welcome me? [00:50.73]Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood [00:54.24]And I hope I didnt ruin your day [00:57.84]Wont you be my neighbor? [01:03.02] [01:04.49]I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas [01:11.74]My kids a punk, and Im a drunk, this Im sure youll see [01:18.86]Yeah you dont know, what its like, to live in misery [01:25.67]Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed [01:32.81]Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood [01:36.45]And if I could I surely would [01:39.85]Invite you in and say [01:42.18]Wont you be my neighbor? [01:44.61] [01:45.81]Wont you be my neighbor? [01:47.25] [01:49.32]Wont you be my neighbor? [01:51.24] [01:52.88]Wont you be my neighbor? [01:54.39] [01:56.12]Cmon I dont think youll find [01:57.82] [02:01.12]A place to live in peace of mind [02:04.61]Youre gonna live in misery [02:08.04]When youre livin next to me [02:11.24]Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah [02:15.81]Wont you be my, wont you be my funky(fuckin) neighbor? [02:18.79]Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah Im a joke [03:17.23]I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa [03:25.84]And you should know by now youre never gonna forget, a-aaa [03:34.12]Now I know just what youre thinkin [03:37.20]It could be out n youre drinkin [03:41.27]So dont you knock it until you try it [03:44.39]It could be you in a little while [03:49.44]I hope I didnt ruin your day [04:24.30]Cool ending bit [04:25.12]Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood [04:27.68]And I dig your wife, she sure is good [04:31.25]Its a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha