Sit Back Now Let Me Tell You A Tale Where Justice Does Not Prevail About An Ill- Fated Life So Very Full Of StrifeWhere Two Wrongs Do Not Make A RightSoWhen I Was Born I Did Surely ScornMy Proud Parent's Name Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain Drove Them InsaneMy Birth Was A Curse I Bit The NurseOh, But I Love The WorstI Deserve To Be Slowly SubmersedDried Out Then Laid In A Hearse When I Was TwoI Poured Super Glue Into My Fathers HairAs He Sat Unaware In His Arm ChairMuch To His Dismay Had To Cut It All Away Oh, But It Felt Great I Deserve To Cut And FilletedThen Tossed About In Disarray Until The Pieces Melt AwayI Am Not A Bad ManEven Though I Do Bad Things Very Bad Things Such Horrible ThingsBut It's Not Quite What It Seems(Not Quite What He Seems) Not Quite What I Seem Ah, HellIt's Exactly What It SeemsWhen I Was Four I'd Wait By The DoorWith A Knife In My HandAnd A Most Devious PlanIt Would Be Quite Grand As The Mail Fell Through The SlotThe Sharp Edge He GotOh, But I Love The Thought I Deserve To Be Tied In A KnotBroken Bones And Blood Clots When I Was SixI Used To TrickThe Next Door Neighbors SonIn The Woods We Would RunTime For FunHide N Seek Has A CostHe Would Be Forever LostOh, But I Love To ScoffI Deserve To Have My Head Lopped OffHidden And Covered In MossUntil This Memory's ForgotI Am Not A Bad ManEven Though I Do Bad Things Very Bad Things Such Horrible ThingsBut It's Not Quite What It Seems(Not Quite What He Seems) Not Quite What I Seem Ah, HellIt's Exactly What It SeemsWhen I Was Eight I Used To HateThe Color Of My House So As Quiet As A Mouse I Burned It DownTo The GroundWhen No One Was AroundOh, But I Love The SoundI Deserve To Be Quickly Put DownRotting Six-Feet Underground When I Was TenI Used To Pretend To Drown In The SeaTill They'd Come To Rescue MeThen Preceed To Laugh In Their Face Such A Disgrace Oh, But I Love The Taste I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced All Over The FireplaceUntil This Life Has Been Erased I Am Not A Bad ManEven Though I Do Bad Things Very Bad Things Such Horrible ThingsBut It's Not Quite What It Seems(Not Quite What He Seems) Not Quite What I Seem Ah, HellIt's Exactly What It SeemsWhen I Was Twelve I Used To DelveInto Evil Schemes Just To Elicit ScreamsBoost My Self Esteem Pushed My Sister Down A WellShe Just FellOh, But I Love To DwellI Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell Where No One Can Hear Me YellWhen I Was Fourteen Nothing Much HappenedWell There Was That One Time I Am Not A Bad ManEven Though I Do Bad Things Very Bad Things Such Horrible ThingsBut It's Not Quite What It Seems Not Quite What He Seems Not Quite What I Seem Ah, HellIt's Exactly What It SeemsWhen I Was Sixteen Life Was Frightening My Brother Was Quite DullSo With Laughter In My SkullPushed Him In A Hole Then Buried Him AliveHe Barely Survived Oh, But I Love The Cries I Deserve To Be Battered And FriedIn An Electric Chair That's Set On High Now That I'm EighteenI Still Hate ThingsFrom This Padded Cell I Call My HomeNo Friends, No PhoneNo Life To Call My OwnHere I Will LieUntil The Very Day I DieUntil My Blood Begins To DryAnd I Return To The Darkness From Whence I CameSoI Am Not A Bad ManEven Though I Do Bad Things Very Bad Things Such Horrible ThingsBut It's Not Quite What It Seems Not Quite What I Seem Ah, HellI'm Exactly What I Seem