Wow wow hey yeah alright man that was great BYE get the **** out of here that was nice,
 cut his mic off thank you I am back I am your host little willie B representing the hood god dammit
 and a little fat ***** who got money so **** you.
 Up next we got the open mic poetry event,
 the fifteenth annual,
 sponsored by mother****ing valentine,
 cross country clothing and a lot of wack shit that the hood will not wear anymore
 We got my man up first his name is Sambuca.
 Give it up for Sambuca y'all come on.
 The mic is here stupid, come here Sambuca
 This is the tone
 The tone that I speak
 The voice
 The unheard voice of my people
 Black
 White
 People
 Purple
 Yellow
 Where do we stand
 Or does it matter
 Everyone we all, we all live the same pain of ignorance together
 And all have been lost
 And at the end we all need each other
 And that is how it is
 Everything goes in a circle
 So who are you to judge in whom's who?
 And who the hell is who?
 Yeah alright-right cut his mic off yeah yeah yeah that was nice brother.
 Alright we got my man right here coming up on the microphone, his name is Doctor Moreau!
 Yo
 Inebriated, packin the tool
 Spin Doc Moreau
 International Svengali
 Two in the county – jackin a fool
 Vic, watch the sack
 Harrass shit, meet his Doom
 Big character stays in home room, in the back of the school
 Cold War veteran
 Iron Curtain over-the-wall defector
 Authentic aeronautic agility to avoid the enemy motion detectors
 On the other side of fear is freedom
 Charismatic persona made conspicuous by his absence
 Spoke French fluently with a high-pitched German accent
 Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble
 Answer the pop reverence with plain slanguage
 Mix it with Pig Latin
 Push the sizzle my crizzle organic perfecters
 Kinda like Ma$e and Macy Gray, soundin' a little retarded but still infectious
 Favorite pastime attacking the righteously impaired
 Attach his back to a lithium battery, juicin' him up
 Keeping him fat between delusions of grandeur and his own feelings of inadequacy, it's supposed
 And proletariat hordes roll with more funny style brothers than the Wayans
 Irresistible force; immovable o**ect communicate with prophets and original natives
 South american Mayans
 Who utilize ancient secret ether breathing techniques to raise their ki like super saiyans
 These trained guerrillas not found in the circus but every occupation from aviation to ******* dealers
 Ascended from scriptures
 Biblical critically acclaimed thrillers
 Known to sniff codeine and send [?
 Stay addicted to pain killers
 Professional brain-stealers
 Aw shit you know its on. We got my man, get out the encyclopedia, his name is Louis Logic holla!
 (yeah yeah check check yo)
 I used to be a loudmouth
 Back before I turned into a loud jerk
 Crowd surfing into chicks with big **** mouth first
 I been looking down shirts since I was young
 Prince of the drunk, swimming in drums of cinnamon rum
 Isn't it fun when you piss on a bum
 In a contest that isn't supposed to elevate beyond threats?
 Y'all ******* just come to measure ****s?
 **** all of that nonsense
 I already got stoned, I'm getting sticks
 If names don't hurt you I may just murk you
 Slay the first dude out too late for curfew
 And in case you heard Lou's a bad sport
 You'll get a crash course in getting your ass kicked if you ask for it
 How about a passport to a nice little place
 The landlord describes as a boot right in your face
 **** the game, I won't just smudge your name
 I'll feed you your own **** today if you like bitter taste