[00:00.00] 作曲 : Carlisle, Holton, Johnson ...
[00:04.530]i don't know dude...
[00:04.950]i think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz i'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
[00:08.440]and i think everyone's got a ****in problem with me dude...
[00:11.830]and they need to take it up with me after the show...
[00:15.790]because...
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[00:16.320][chorus]
[00:16.630]these chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[00:20.180]but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[00:24.200]cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man...
[00:28.290]all because i'm the lead singer of my band...
[00:31.350]
[00:31.640][verse 1 - eminem]
[00:32.000]so i get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:33.760]walk up to the hot chicks and i'm all like
[00:35.860]"what's up ladies, my name's slim shady"
[00:37.870]i'm the lead singer in d12 baby
[00:39.960]they're all like "oh my god it's him"
[00:41.980]"becky oh my ****in' god it's eminem"
[00:43.820]"i swear to ****in god dude you ****in rock"
[00:45.770]"please won't you please let me suck your cock"
[00:47.600]and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.600]especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:51.800]all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:53.660]throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
[00:55.550]so like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.560]but when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
[00:59.410]cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.400]dude i just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[01:03.400]yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.420]cause i told him jessica alba's my wife to be
[01:07.410]this rock star shit, it's the life for me
[01:09.420]and all the other guys just despise me be
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[01:11.830][chorus]
[01:12.150]these chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[01:15.530]but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[01:19.830]cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man...
[01:23.720]all because i'm the lead singer of my band...
[01:27.650]my band
[01:28.960]my band
[01:29.670]my band
[01:30.380]my band
[01:31.120]my band
[01:32.010]my band
[01:32.980]my band
[01:33.680]my band
[01:34.310]my band
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[01:38.860][verse 2 - swifty]
[01:43.950]you just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
[01:45.710]hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
[01:47.590]smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.420]but we in the van and he in a tour bus
[01:51.420]you don't want my autograph, yous a liar
[01:53.360]and no i'm swift (oh i thought you was kuniva)
[01:55.500]what the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[01:57.420]cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
[01:59.130]see i know how to rap, see it's simple but
[02:01.190]all i did was read a russell simmons book
[02:03.250]so i'm more intect, tryna get on the map
[02:05.250]doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
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[02:07.740][verse 3 - kuniva and konartis]
[02:08.140]look at em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
[02:09.320]yeah i know man find himself takin on a flick
[02:11.390]hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue
[02:13.190](
[02:15.360]you gonna be late for soundcheck
[02:16.560]man i ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:17.470]but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[02:19.310]you know what man i'ma say somethin
[02:21.490]hey yo em
[02:22.260](
[02:23.260]man no
[02:23.710]i thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
[02:25.240]man i'ma tell him when i feel like it, man shut up
[02:27.200]and you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[02:29.120]when i was bout to talk right after you
[02:31.050]i swear, i swear man
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[02:32.130][chorus]
[02:32.420]these chicks don't even know the name of my band...
[02:35.410]but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
[02:39.390]cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man...
[02:43.520]all because i'm the lead singer of my band...
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[02:47.030][verse 4 - proof]
[02:47.350]they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
[02:48.970]once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
[02:50.880]i'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[02:52.910]i should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[02:54.980]ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[02:56.920]every time i hear (hey dude i love your band)
[02:58.980]we ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
[03:01.210]so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
[03:03.160]and these guys they can find every area code
[03:04.950](
[03:06.240]bitch carry your own
[03:07.140]can't make it to the stage, security in my way
[03:08.940](who the **** are you? where's obie and dre?!)
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[03:11.600][verse 5 - bizarre]
[03:11.870]***dammit i'm sick of this group
[03:13.100]time for me to go solo and make some loop
[03:15.150]i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.010]till kon artis slipped me some crack
[03:18.870]lose yourself video i was in the back
[03:21.080]superman video i was in the back
[03:22.950]**** the media, i got some suggestions
[03:25.010]**** marshall, ask us the questions
[03:27.150]like who's d12, how we get started
[03:29.100](what about eminem?)
[03:30.030]bitch are you retarded?
[03:31.110]anyway i'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:33.380]big ass stomache, bitches think i'm cute
[03:34.930]50 told me to do situps to get buff
[03:36.940]i did two and a half and then i couldn't get up
[03:39.010]**** d12, i'm outta this band
[03:40.870]i'm gonna start a group with the real roxanne
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[03:43.180][eminem]
[03:43.490]girl why cant you see your the only one for me
[03:49.440]and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[03:59.280][chorus - bizarre]
[03:59.600]these chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
[04:02.920]but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(**** marshall)
[04:06.860]cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man...
[04:10.620]all because i'm the lead singer of my band...
[04:15.080]my band
[04:16.210]my band
[04:16.970]my band
[04:17.510]my band
[04:18.270]my band
[04:19.280]my band
[04:19.930]my band
[04:20.910]my band
[04:21.540]my band
[04:22.550]my band
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[04:24.050][outro]
[04:25.880]the hottest boy band in the world...
[04:28.900]d12!
[04:31.550][eminem as a salsa singer]
[04:31.880]i'm the lead singer of my band, i get all the girl's to take off their underpants
[04:34.680]and the lead singer of my band, my salsa
[04:36.690]makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
[04:38.670]my salsa, look out for my next single, it's called my salsa...
[04:43.400]my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
[04:48.390]makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:49.190]and take off their underpants
[04:50.520]my salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
[04:53.120]and take off their underpants, my salsa
[04:56.280](where'd everybody go?)
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