Boots is getting lonely
Going on is boring
Tell me when the show is through
[Down streets] are for parking
Now kukuris are larking
Dirty sinks and [scented food]
Warm East German handshake
Common cuts don't have to pay
Tiny tea-tree windows ?
If you're feeling lonely
If you're feeling homey
Take it as a railroad sign
Oh ho-oh you're never alone
Oh ho-oh so what do you do
Oh ho-oh you never go home
Oh ho-oh they're looking for you