Artist:whiskeytown Songs Title:matrimony Well, Im saving this dress for my wedding day Momma wouldnt have it any other way She says when she married, her waist was twenty three I guess Ill never wear it anyway I dont believe I care to marry Though I cannot explain exactly why It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery Simply a faster way to die Im saving all my money for my wedding day You know my momma wouldnt have it any other way She says when she married, she didnt have a dime But I guess Ill spend that money some other way Because I dont believe I care to marry Though I cannot explain exactly why It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery Simply a faster way to die Well, Im saving my best thing for my wedding day Because my poppa wouldnt have it any other way He says if I lose it early, Ill have thrown my life away But I swear Ill use my cherry my own way I dont believe I care to marry Though I cannot explain exactly why It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery Simply a faster way to die.