作曲 : Aaron Freeman/Michael Melchiondo
I'm waving my d**k in the wind
I'm waving my d**k in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my d**k in the wind
I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again
It's been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in-between
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
And that pig's pretty mean, bastard
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance
 
(Dance, Jimmy)
(I'm doin' the best I can, right there)
(That's it)
(You know, I can't really dance like I used to
I mean I'll try, but I'm an old, old man now)
 
I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson
Sure enough, he's got what it takes
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?
Cause you're a real good dancer
 
(Ooh, yeah, cut me down!)
 
I'm waving my d**k in the wind
I'm waving my d**k in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my d**k in the wind
Waving my d**k in the wind
I'm waving my, d**k in the wind