take your parents credit cards buy a bunch of crap that you don’t need and will never ever use your mom and dad are out of town and they trust you implicitly a rubber chicken for the mail man is on your horizon and there is nothing that i’d rather do your sugar daddy’s turning 50 he shops for you indiscreetly a fashion show in his penthouse and black silk kimono step out into your short shorts put out as often as you need to to make his summer #1