作词 : Kacey Musgraves/Shane McAnally/Josh Osborne
 作曲 : Kacey Musgraves/Shane McAnally/Josh Osborne

 You say that you're watching the birds out of the window
 Well I've got a bird you can watch
 You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs
 Just to see if my dishes are washed
 What's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon
 And I've traded my iced tea for scotch
 Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
 Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbours
 Nothing to see here
 Go back to your trailer
 You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair
 Or whose underwear's on the line
 I ain't gonna ask whose been mowing your grass
 So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine
 Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes
 Get your nose out of your many blinds
 Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
 Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
 There ain't nothing to see here
 Go back to your trailer
 Don't ask me if I go to church
 I won't ask if your husband's still out of work
 Try and claim high society
 We get our mail on the same side of the street
 So keep your two cents on your side of the fence
 Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
 There ain't nothing to see here
 Go back to your trailer
 There ain't nothing to see here
 Go back to your trailer