[00:00.00] 作曲 : John Mondelli
[00:21.05]Back up in the woods of Tennessee
[00:23.19]Lived a young boy named Nicolas Lee
[00:24.99]But folks all called him Steaklas
[00:27.19]'Cause he made really good steaks!
[00:29.33]And on the day he became a man
[00:31.48]Moved out to Texas & bough him some land
[00:33.59]Build himself a cattle ranch
[00:35.49]That was one amaying place!
[00:37.67]He developed himself a special technique
[00:39.77]Make your mouth water!
[00:40.91]Make your knees weak!
[00:41.87]Steak so good you'd slap ya' mama!
[00:43.97](But then she'd slap ya back)
[00:45.97]He opened a steakhouse there in town
[00:48.12]And pretty soon the word got around
[00:50.21]And everybody said
[00:51.49]"Lord almighty, this boy has got a knack!"
[00:54.25]And if you care to find him
[00:56.51]Remember this one thing:
[00:58.54]Around these parts if you want steaklas
[01:00.55]He is called the king!
[01:02.70]All hail Steaklas!
[01:04.81]King of the Houston steaks!
[01:06.75]Just come on down to Texas
[01:08.82]And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[01:11.01]And if you don't believe us
[01:12.97]That this boy's got what it takes
[01:15.05]There's never been a heifer
[01:16.14]That tastes any better
[01:17.22]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[01:19.25]Well time went on and business changed
[01:21.55]It ain't too easy out on the range
[01:23.61]Mom & Pop stores shut their doors
[01:25.59]When big corporations came around
[01:27.77]Next thing you knew,
[01:28.82]And without any warning
[01:29.77]There were corporate steakhouses
[01:30.96]On every corner!
[01:32.06]Driving all the local business
[01:34.05]Right down into the ground
[01:35.88]Well Steaklas got mad
[01:37.13]And he clenched his fist
[01:38.26]Said, "Hey now, I won't stand for this!
[01:40.40]Ain't nobody gonna put...
[01:41.99]My cattle ranch out of commision!"
[01:43.98]So he called out the company
[01:45.56]Said, "Let's make a deal!
[01:46.68]I challenge Y'all to make a better meal!
[01:48.68]And the loser has to leave town for good
[01:50.99]After this competition!"
[01:52.74]So they arranged a cook-off
[01:54.83]A show of art and skill
[01:56.97]But Steaklas wasn't bluffing
[01:58.62]he was ready for the kill!
[02:01.17]All hail Steaklas!
[02:03.23]King of the Houston steaks!
[02:05.16]Just come on down to Texas
[02:07.37]And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[02:09.50]And if you don't believe us
[02:11.48]That this boy's got what it takes
[02:13.64]There's never been a heifer
[02:14.61]That tastes any better
[02:15.67]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[02:17.77]So Steaklas walked up to the grill
[02:19.96]There was fire in his eyes
[02:21.87]He was confident he'd win this thing
[02:23.87]He knew it was do or die
[02:26.11]Them city boys, they laughed at him
[02:28.15]Said, "No way you can win!"
[02:30.19]So Steaklas smiled, tipped his hat
[02:32.09]And said, "Let the games begin!"
[02:51.16]Well, when it was over
[02:52.34]As you probably guessed
[02:53.40]Seemed the issue'd been
[02:54.58]Put to rest
[02:55.40]Them corporate steaks was pretty good
[02:57.40]But they just could not compete
[02:59.50]Whether baked or broiled
[03:00.72]Or grilled or fried
[03:01.69]I tell ya there's not a man alive
[03:03.57]That even stood a chance of topping
[03:05.80]The magic of that meat!
[03:07.58]Well, the companies tried
[03:09.02]They had their chance
[03:10.05]But looked like Steaklas
[03:11.22]Was keeping his ranch
[03:12.18]The corporate suits said,
[03:13.74]"Well, looks like you got lucky today."
[03:16.26]Steaklas said,"Boy, that ain't luck, it's skill!
[03:18.42]Nobody's gonna beat me on my grill...
[03:20.57]But y'all are welcome to come on back...
[03:22.36]Next time you're in the mood to play!"
[03:24.63]So next time you're in Texas
[03:26.64]And you're hungry for the best
[03:28.71]Make sure you come and get the only
[03:30.88]Steak that's stood the test!
[03:32.99]All hail Steaklas!
[03:35.03]King of the Houston steaks!
[03:36.98]Just come on down to Texas
[03:39.13]And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:41.33]And if you don't believe us
[03:43.28]That this boy's got what it takes
[03:45.38]There's never been a heifer
[03:46.45]That tastes any better
[03:47.57]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[03:49.77]All hail Steaklas!
[03:51.73]King of the Houston steaks!
[03:53.67]Just come on down to Texas
[03:55.84]And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:57.99]And if you don't believe us
[03:59.99]That this boy's got what it takes
[04:02.09]There's never been a heifer
[04:03.12]That tastes any better
[04:04.15]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!