Ap I'm glad I caught you
You know I'm 'bout to leave the pad on tour soon
And I thought you'd watch my lady while I'm gone dude
Yo c'mon Lou of course that's cool you're my f**kin' man
My fam I mean d**n I don't got no other plans
We can rent some Blockbuster catch a movie or two
But I'mma have to leave her home if there's some hoochie to screw
Oh s**t yeah if there's some booty for you handle yours hit the bed
I ain't tryna cock block if you're gettin' head
Lick and spread that chick instead but if not you gotta watch my baby then
Cause most of my lady's friends are chickenheads
Yeah that's understandable broads can be real influential
And keepin' a clean slate is instrumental in relationships potential
I'll run into the store for the doe if she's low
And try to keep her from runnin with clubbin h*es
Word I new there was a reason you're my brother yo
Of course Lou your blood from another mother no other bro
Hello
Aiiyo Ap wassup its Lou
My bus is stuck in I'm glad I trust you to watch my lovely boo
Aiiyo y'all found some stuff to do
Oh word up we just buggin dude
Tryna watch this flick wanna talk to your chick
Oh hold up she just went into the bathroom sick
See we was drinkin and s**t and now we chillin on the couch
We was thinking of goin out but decided to lounge in the house
Yo lounge in the house Bounce and be out
What you mean she's sick yo who the f**k you think you drinkin with
Your supposed to be over seeing s**t
It sounds like all hell's breakin loose
Yo your breakin up Lou and your trippin like I'm trickin with your chick
Stop bein a d**k actin like we fiendin to stick phone hanging up
Yo f**k it don't pick it up Lou's just bein' a jerk
His goin berserk his probably just stressed from all the work
Let's relax sure we can cuddle there's nothin' wrong with that
You can lay across the couch and put your head on my lap
Oh what up b
Don't what up me you f**kin asshole
I dropped outta my tour and had to duck my last show
Whats goin' on with you and my girl slutty asshole
You f**kin' her what you tryna ruin my world
Yo first of all kid take that f**kin' tone out your voice
We boys but what you girl does is really her choice
Now she's sittin' lonely at home while your doin' your shows
Besides son I thought it was bros before h*es
So if your clothes come off while your chillin' with my sweet thing
I'm supposed to let her share her g string
I'mma take that anniversary ring right back to Zales
Ask the sales girl to take back the pearls
Smack the curls off my ladies head and kill you for your treachery
You said you were my best friend instead you got the best of me
Yo Lou this s**t is hectic B I'm really not the enemy
It takes two to tango and we share the same energy
One night over some Hennessey we started messin sexually
And well now we dealin with an unexpected pregnancy