You were workin’ for a man behind a velvet curtain 
You were good and you were certain of what you were headed for 
But then snap kerplam kalamazoo 
Low and behold he was lyin’ to you 
And with revelation come repercussions 
That have you at your end 
In a great S.N.A.F.U your arrow bends 
Did you set your sights upon a target moving 
Did you hope in some fickle false fable 
A glass is at the top, but the diamonds on the bottom 
What is a rightful dream or a better expectation 
All things are not as they appear 
That which was far has become near 
In a great S.N.A.F.U it comes but disappears 
All things are not as they appear 
That which was far has become near 
In a twist or two you’re grinning ear to ear