I'm so fabulous  you're Las Vegas

You New Yorkers who look nebulous

I'm more fab than all the hipsters on broadway

I'm so fabulous  you arriviste
Way you dress is so excedious

How do they even let you on the subway

Your uniform looks so hideous

I'm so fabulous  it's ridiculous

You're so Cincinnati  go and see the same shit today

I'm so fabulous  you're the exodus

From where this new dress is up and messedupious

I'm gonna see a rocket like a superfly  yeah

I want sophistication

For all the population now

I want the hip sensation

For our civilization  wow

Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous

It makes a giant ass of all of us
What would the dear departed  Murray the K  say

I'm so fabulous  you're jerkrigeous
Don't come around here making new rules for us

I don't need them  I'm already fabulous

I'm so fabulous  I don't wanna hear about it

I'm so fabulous  I don't wanna look at you