作词 : Tool
  Hooker with a Penis
 
 I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
 Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
 New tattoos that claimed that he
 Was OGT,
 From '92,
 The first EP.
 
 And in between
 Sips of Coke
 He told me that
 He thought
 We were sellin' out,
 Layin' down,
 Suckin' up
 To the man.
 
 Well now I've got some
 A-dvice for you, little buddy.
 Before you point the finger
 You should know that
 I'm the man,
 
 And if I'm the man,
 Then you're the man, and
 He's the man as well so you can
 Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
 
 All you know about me is what I've sold you,
 Dumb fuck.
 I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
 
 I sold my soul to make a record,
 Dip shit,
 And you bought one.
 
 So I've got some
 Advice for you, little buddy.
 Before you point your finger
 You should know that
 I'm the man,
 If I'm the fuckin' man
 Then you're the fuckin' man as well
 So you can
 Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
 
 All you know about me is what I've sold you,
 Dumb fuck.
 I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
 
 I sold my soul to make a record,
 Dip shit,
 And you bought one.
 
 All you read and
 Wear or see and
 Hear on TV
 Is a product
 Begging for your
 Fatass dirty
 Dollar
 
 So...Shut up and
 
 Buy　my new record
 Send more money
 Fuck you, buddy.