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[00:21.58]Some say the end is near.
[00:25.71]Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
[00:29.64]I certainly hope we will.
[00:33.47]I sure could use a vacation from this
[00:37.52]Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
[00:53.45]Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
[00:57.44]The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
[01:01.37]Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
[01:05.39]Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
[01:17.45]Fret for your figure and
[01:19.29]Fret for your latte and
[01:21.18]Fret for your lawsuit and
[01:23.22]Fret for your hairpiece and
[01:25.11]Fret for your Prozac and
[01:27.21]Fret for your pilot and
[01:29.20]Fret for your contract and
[01:31.14]Fret for your car.
[01:32.98]It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
[01:49.52]Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
[01:53.30]The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
[01:57.18]Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
[02:01.16]Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
[02:35.06]Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
[02:39.40]Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
[02:43.47]Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
[02:47.35]Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
[02:51.28]Some say the end is near.
[02:55.33]Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
[02:59.21]I certainly hope we will cause
[03:03.38]I sure could use a vacation from this
[03:07.52]Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...
[03:14.67]One great big festering neon distraction,
[03:18.63]I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
[03:22.87]Learn to swim. [3x]
[03:30.24]Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
[03:34.13]Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
[04:09.24]Learn to swim.[Xx]
[04:17.04]Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
[04:19.27]Fuck all his clones.
[04:21.21]Fuck all these gun-toting
[04:23.16]Hip gangster wannabes.
[04:25.05]Learn to swim.[Xx]
[04:32.56]Fuck retro anything.
[04:34.55]Fuck your tattoos.
[04:36.44]Fuck all you junkies and
[04:38.28]Fuck your short memory.
[04:40.42]Learn to swim.[Xx]
[04:47.84]Fuck smiley glad-hands
[04:49.83]With hidden agendas.
[04:51.77]Fuck these dysfunctional,
[04:53.61]Insecure actresses.
[04:55.83]Learn to swim.[Xx]
[05:02.99]Cause I'm praying for rain
[05:07.07]And I'm praying for tidal waves
[05:10.90]I wanna see the ground give way.
[05:14.68]I wanna watch it all go down.
[05:18.53]Mom, please flush it all away.
[05:22.62]I wanna see it go right in and down.
[05:26.50]I wanna watch it go right in.
[05:30.24]Watch you flush it all away.
[05:40.76]Time to bring it down again.
[05:48.70]Don't just call me pessimist.
[05:51.11]Try and read between the lines.
[05:56.39]I can't imagine why you wouldn't
[05:58.84]Welcome any change, my friend.
[06:03.00]I wanna see it all come down.
[06:05.70]Bring it down
[06:07.40]Suck it down.
[06:09.30]Flush it down.