作词 :  
Met this fine young thing at the local 
Circle KShe made a date for a half past eight and 
I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib and 
I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch, 
I think her brain was fried
Couldn't figure it out, she wouldn't even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized, cold glued to her 
TV"Hey, what's your problem, baby doll, let's have a little fling"
She said, "Hey, you fool, now just be coolI'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"
Isle thing, isle thing
Watchin' all night, musta been a marathon
I was bummin', those shows kept comin', here's what was goin' on
These castaways were stranded on this island out at sea
One of 'em called 
Gilligan, said, "Let's name it after me"
He'd mess up every rescue, man, that first mate was illin'
If I was one of those 
Castaways, 
I think I'd probably kill 'em
Just about that time, telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get itWe're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thingIsle thingShe loves that Gilligan's Isle thingIsle thing, please, baby, baby, pleaseI like the professor, he always saved their buttsHe could build a nuclear reactor from a couple of coconutsShe said, "
That guy's a genius", I shook my head and laughedI said, "
If he's so fly, they tell me why, he couldn't build a lousy raft?"And while we're on the subject, I'll tell you one thing for sureThose homeboys brought an awful lot for just a three hour tourThen her mom came in the room, it was kind of embarrassingShe said, "
Hey, you two, 
I was once like you
And I loved that 
Gilligan's 
Isle thing"Isle thing, she'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thingPlease, baby, baby, pleaseSkipper's in a hammock, he's looking kinda fatHe'd throw a fit and then he'd hit old Gilligan with his hatMrs. Hal got it goin' on, but Mr. Hal was meanerGinger and Mary Anne could've used some funky, cold medinaI was really diggin' this show, I didn't know what to doIt kinda looked like I was hooked, now I'm an addict tooI know each episode by heart, now I'm the rerun kingAnd on every date we both stay up lateAnd we watch the Gilligan's Isle thingIsle thing, hasta la vista, little buddyGilligan's Isle thing