[00:00.00] 作词 : Yankovic
[00:27.45]Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight
[00:32.63]You kids today ain't never had it tough
[00:36.34]Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
[00:41.96]You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
[00:46.15]Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
[00:51.14]We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
[00:56.22]Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
[01:00.78]Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent
[01:05.04]When i was your age. when i was your age
[01:13.51]When i was your age. when i was your age
[01:24.08]Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
[01:28.87]There's something wrong with all you kids today
[01:33.61]You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
[01:38.49]We were hungry, broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way
[01:43.67]There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box
[01:48.29]All i got for christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
[01:52.99]Every night for dinner, we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt
[01:57.33]If we were really good, we didn't get dessert
[02:01.77]When i was your age. when i was your age
[02:10.43]When i was your age. when i was your age
[02:21.77]Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no fax machine
[02:25.76]All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string
[02:31.04]Didn't have no swimming pool when i was just a lad
[02:35.24]Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had
[02:40.51]Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails
[02:45.11]Didn't have nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
[02:49.89]Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
[02:54.04]Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
[03:17.88]What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
[03:22.06]You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
[03:26.95]I tell you one thing, i never was such a disrespectful punk
[03:31.38]Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline
[03:36.10]Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
[03:40.88]Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves
[03:45.70]Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
[03:50.51]And let me tell ya, junior, you never heard me complain
[03:54.67]When i was your age. when i was your age
[04:03.65]When i was your age. when i was your age