Well I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, 
I hope you ready for me
Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame
It shoots tombstone bullets with the ball and chain
I'm drinkin' 
TNT and smokin' dynamite
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight'
Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Well I'm ready for you, 
I hope you ready for me
Now listen
All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
Know you feel like 
I ain't nowhere
But stop what you're doin' honey, come over here
I'll prove it to you baby that 
I ain't no square'
Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, 
I hope you ready for me
Look out, look out
Well I been drinkin' gin like never before
I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure
One more drink honey 
I wish you would
Take a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good'
Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Well I'm ready for you, 
I hope you ready for
A ready for, a ready for
Well I'm ready for
Oh baby, you know 
I'm ready for you