[00:00.01]Intro (spoken):
[00:01.62]I feel like hip hop
[00:05.61]Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know?
[00:08.11]And now it＇s become, at least in the mainstream,
[00:10.29]A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility.
[00:20.83]So I figure,
[00:24.89]If you can＇t beat ＇em,
[00:28.51]Join ＇em.
[00:29.65]Hittin＇ the club up VIP
[00:30.94]I got a fake mustache and a fake ID.
[00:32.76]I look like Wooly Willy
[00:34.63]With a really wooly willy.
[00:36.43]And I bypass the bouncer,
[00:37.92]Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser.
[00:39.62]Look at all of Bo＇s hoes
[00:42.03]Looking for a ride on Bo＇s hose.
[00:43.74]And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah＇s ego.
[00:47.21]We go to it, through it, she says, ＂Dios mio mi amigo!＂
[00:50.72]Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya.
[00:54.06]Swallow bitch, there＇s people starving in Africa!
[00:57.92]Single every single day
[00:59.75]Do it every single way
[01:01.52]Make the single ladies say
[01:03.80]Oooh Bo
[01:05.51]And if I were gay,
[01:07.25]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[01:09.12]I＇d make them fellas say...
[01:12.25]You＇re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
[01:14.06]But careful, cherry, ＇cause I＇m the King of Pop.
[01:15.83]Pop pop pop goes my weasel,
[01:17.52]Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock＇s easel.
[01:19.94]My suggestion is:
[01:21.15]You don＇t blow ＇til you know what congestion is,
[01:23.03]Swallow when you know what digestion is.
[01:24.61]Follow Bo, the only question is:
[01:26.51]Have you been splattered before
[01:28.25]By the mad-hatter matador?
[01:30.03]Cake-batter never more
[01:32.22]It don＇t matter whether you＇re
[01:34.08]Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian,
[01:35.70]I＇ll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon.
[01:40.98]Single every single day
[01:42.67]Do it every single way
[01:44.48]Make the single ladies say
[01:46.84]Oooh Bo
[01:48.58]And if I were gay,
[01:50.29]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[01:52.17]I＇d make them fellas say
[01:54.19]Oooh Bo
[01:56.52]Oh Bo-o, ooh Bo, Bo
[02:00.59]A-a-Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo
[02:09.53]You think that you can handle me?
[02:11.27]Girl, don＇t make me laugh.
[02:12.82]I said my junk is bipolar
[02:14.29]It＇ll split you in half (yea).
[02:17.03]And if you＇re lucky,
[02:18.43]I might just bring you home,
[02:20.08]And I＇ll have you going down
[02:21.92]Like you＇re growin＇ an extra chromosome.
[02:24.14]And when you grab me,
[02:25.55]Don＇t grab me by my buns
[02:27.33]＇Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns.
[02:29.30]I got the runs
[02:36.07]I got the ru-u-u-uuuns
[02:38.19]Single every single day
[02:39.94]Do it every single way
[02:41.68]Make the single ladies say
[02:44.09]Oooh Bo
[02:45.78]And if I were gay,
[02:47.51]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[02:49.40]I＇d make them fellas say
[02:51.07]Oooh Bo
[02:52.97](Spoken)
[02:53.98]I wanna break it down for ya＇ll
[02:55.92]I came from the streets, with nothin＇
[02:59.13]Now I＇m makin＇ hit records
[03:01.45]For my people still livin＇ in the streets,
[03:04.04]Still livin＇ in poverty, I wanna tell you
[03:05.95]I＇m doin＇ this for you.
[03:08.41]My success is your success.
[03:12.23]And I know you may be thinkin＇,
[03:13.46]Hey, if you really believe that,
[03:14.96]Why don＇t you use some of your money
[03:16.41]To help rebuild the neighborhood
[03:18.01]Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
[03:22.64]And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin＇ out):
[03:28.35]Single every single day
[03:30.26]Do it every single way
[03:31.85]Make the single ladies say
[03:34.00]Oooh Bo
[03:35.82]And if I were gay,
[03:37.64]Though I swear I＇m straight
[03:39.53]I＇d make them fellas say
[03:41.19]Ugh Ugh!
[03:42.33]You gotta fume like a tuna,
[03:44.32]I＇ll smell ya later.
[03:46.13]I met a fat chick
[03:47.79]And fucked her in an elevator.
[03:50.15]It was wrong on so many levels.
[03:53.90]It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels.
[03:57.44]It was wrong on so many levels (ugh).
[04:01.00]It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on
[04:06.24]Single every single day
[04:07.70]Do it every single way
[04:09.46]Make the single ladies say
[04:11.59]Oooh Bo
[04:13.47]And if I were gay,
[04:15.32]Though I swear I＇m straight,
[04:17.15]I＇d make them fellas say
[04:18.84]Oooh Bo
[04:20.53]Single every single
[04:21.98]Do it every single
[04:23.64]Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
[04:25.65]Oooh Bo
[04:27.76]This song＇s almost completed
[04:29.58]All this little ditty needed
[04:31.26]Instrument that＇s double reeded:
[04:33.54]The oboe
[04:34.46](Yea)
[04:34.99]Oh, Bo
[04:41.48]Play that oboe
[04:47.75]music:oh bo----bo burnham
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