Doomesday News(Album Version (Explicit)) (Explicit) - Canibus Yo If I had half as many bars in gold As I had in lyrics when I flowed I'd be the richest man on the globe Niggaz want to know is Canibus gold That's a stupid-a** question motherf**ker Is Canada cold Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers I reflect light bounce off walls and wreck mics Disconnect your windpipe By cuttin' your neck with a knife Rip through everything from tissues to blood vessels My ninjitsu kill you with the art of Tenchu I zig zag zig crushing a kid With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs Like pilots that fly Russian MIG Coming to punish you pigs Give a f**k who you is; Ni**a Canibus in ya biz From the lowest point in the planet to Mt Everest I kick the illest sh*t spray-painting my name Across the pyramids The rap terrorist Professor Emeritus F**k forbidden fruit I was eating p**sy in Genesis What you got niggaz that's ready to brawl I'll give you the phone card And the celly to make a call What the f**k ya'll b**ch niggaz Acting like ya'll tuff for We'll stuff why'all uppercut why'all Confront ya'll On stage we break arms Legs backs and jaws Enough damage to cancel your tour Yo Now I said it once And I'll say it a thousand times I got thousands of rhymes The rechargeable alkaline kind You want to a piece of mind Fine we can take it outside Otherwise you're wasting your time Cause I'ma shine For the one-triple-9 Niggaz gambling damage they eyes Going blind Trying to keep up with these lyrical lines The type of ni**a You can't flow behind without a d**e rhyme You f**k around And get clotheslined til you nosedive We can rhyme fair And square or fair in the sphere Anyplace anywhere You niggaz don't have a prayer Cause doomsday is near Faggot niggaz is scared They stand and stare as I Appear upon a cushion of air With a long white beard flaming Hot enough to sunburn Satan Hotter than white people taking vacation Out in Jamaica out in the sun bathing; Sun baking in gamma ray radiation Til they skin color look cajun Motherf**kers start agin to the point Where they faces shrivel up like raisins And they become cancer patients What you got niggaz that's ready to brawl I'll give you the phone card And the celly to make a call What the f**k ya'll b**ch niggaz Acting like ya'll tuff for We'll stuff why'all uppercut ya'll Confront ya'll On stage we break arms legs Backs and jaws Enough damage to cancel your tour Yo I manipulate the metaphysical Power to hold my breath for half an hour Continuously breathing outward; You ain't an MC you a coward I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders And piss in they trousers Pink p**sy possum niggaz play dead While my heat waves hit And verbal x-rays evaporate sh*t Water molecules get transformed to vapors My lyrics turn the Pacific into a dry lakebed Electromagnetic cassettes melt tape decks Niggaz battle in space; trying to hold it down But they can't cause they weightless Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed Through they face mask Trying to escape death A world where the whole globe will contract Ebola From drinking spring water darker than Coca-Cola Human with AIDS computers with Y2K I rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday F**k why'all f**k why'all f**k ya'll