Rupert(as Algy): After you dear boy.

Colin(as Jack): Oh no after you.

Rupert: No, no, no, do go first,

I’m not really good at the high bits.

I’m much better low.

Colin: Oh we’ll see...

Hm hm hm hmm

Rupert: 1, 2, and!

Colin: The western wind is blowing fair

Across the dark Aegean Sea

Rupert: And at the secret marble stair

My Tyrian galley waits for thee

Chorus: Come down, the purple sail is spread

The watchman sleeps within the town

Oh leave thy lily flowerbed

Oh lady mine, come down

Come down

Lady come down

Come down

Lady come down,

Oh lady come down

She will not come I know her well

Of lover’s vows she hath no care

And little good a man can tell

Of one so cruel and so fair

Colin: True love is but a woman’s toy

They never know their lover’s pain

Rupert: And I who loved as loves a boy

Must love in vain

Chorus: Must love in vain

Come down

Lady come down

Come down

Lady come down

Colin: I think your high notes may have damaged our chances, old boy.

You do want them to come down, don’t you?

Rupert: well, she is never gonna come down if you’re singing like that.

You’re completely out of tune.

Colin: How dare you!

Rupert: I’ll take this bit.

Colin: you leave this to me.

You go have a lie down old man.

Rupert: no I’ll take this bit

Colin: out of my way, I’m coming through

Rupert: go easy, my dear fellow

Colin: COME DOOOOOWWNN

Come down

Lady come down(Rupert: Over do it, less is more)

Come down

Lady come down

Colin: That wasn’t so bad, was it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Rupert: They’re not gonna come down.

D’you think we should go up?

Maybe we should go up.

Colin: Algy you’re always talking nonsense.

Rupert: Well it’s better than listening to it

Colin: Lady come down

Rupert: Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo