Everybody thinks that girl's so fine
Everybody's like, "I'll make her mine"
Everyone thinks she's a bit of alright
But I think that she's not so nice
Every guy's looking in her eyes
Every guy's checking out her thighs
Everyone thinks that girl's a lady
But I don't, I think that girl's shady

Well I'll just read a book instead
I don't care if we're just friends
I can hang out with myself
I'm old enough now to pretend
Well I'll just read a book instead
I know that you think she's best
I don't even think she cares
I don't know what you see
There's nothing there

Bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Bum bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Bum bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Bum bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Well I think she's a -

Well I'll just read a book instead
I don't care if we're just friends
I can hang out with myself
I'm old enough now to pretend
Well i'll just read a book instead
I know that you think she's best
I don't even think she cares
I don't know what you see
There's nothing there

Bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Bum bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Bum bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
Bum bum ba dum ba dum ba dum
I think she's a BITCH.