作曲 : Whale
 Okay, I'm gonna go home then
 Come home rich
 (****ers winnin'
 Find you some wine)
 (Wanna be buggin'... me
 We got beat COME ON)
 That's where it's at
 (That's where it's at
 Hahaha
 Yeah, that's where it's at
 That's where it's at, baby
 That's where it's at, come on)
 That's where it's at (Woo-hoo, I like it)
 (That's where it's at, that's where it's at
 Cia, sing it, baby, come on)
 Hey, excuse me, girl, shut up for a while (shut up!)
 I've had it up to here with your egocentric lifestyle
 Suits might be the pits, better cash your chips
 Send you on a train that's far from friendship
 I hope they reject your plastic (plastic, sorry!)
 Paying for that little shallow miniskirt. Fantastic
 Losing in my nose like Laker locker odor
 Yeah, I told her that she smells like Kurt Loder (phew!)
 You're trying so hard, being prima ballerina
 But you are smooth as blah blah '82 blue Ford Cortina
 Hope you get pregnant on a one-night stand
 By a Finnish man with a blemished tan
 Long Tall Sally? More like short fat *****!
 And hard to get rid of like a seven-year itch
 Even if you have washed your butt out with Dove
 Prayed to the man above, still wouldn't get love（Come on）
 That's (hey) where (hey) it's at
 (Hay, hey, heh, ha, hey, heh, ha, ho)
 That's where (hey) it's at
 (Ha, hey, hi, ho, hey, ha, come on
 Where it's at, keep singing)
 Mrs. Average piggy in the middle
 Can you solve this riddle?
 I'd like to shove my fist in your face
 In the middle, up your fiddle
 Strap you up, tie you down to a pose that you roast
 On my dad's BBQ till you go "Boo-hoo"
 I'll make you a stew out of mildew and Krazy Glue
 See if I care, cause all I wanna do
 Is to pay a crinal hitman just to get rid of you
 That's where (ha) it's at
 (Come on people! Ha, hey)
 That's where it's at
 (Ha-ha, come on, woo!)
 That's where it's at
 That's where it's at
 That's where it's at
 That's where it's at
 (That's where it's at, that's where it's at)
 That's where it's at
 That's where it's at
 (Is this thing done? That's where it's at)