[00:00.000] 作曲 : Andrew Partridge
[00:07.185]Never been near a university,
[00:13.926]Never took a paper or a learned degree,
[00:19.801]And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
[00:24.066]But it's nothing that I care about
[00:26.957]
[00:27.263]Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun,
[00:31.098]And of mathematics well I want none,
[00:34.408]And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
[00:37.988]But I know one thing and that's I love you
[00:44.451]
[00:44.938]When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
[00:48.178]You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton
[00:54.069]
[00:59.140]I can't have been there when brains were handed round
[01:02.902](Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
[01:06.134]Or get past the cover of your books profound,
[01:09.083](Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
[01:12.574]And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound,
[01:15.887]That you're even seen talking to me
[01:18.802]
[01:19.037]Well I don't know how to write a big hit song,
[01:22.853]And all crossword puzzles well I just shun,
[01:26.209]And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
[01:29.518]But I know one thing and that's I love you
[01:36.009]
[01:36.594]I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
[01:40.042]Just feel I should say,
[01:43.560]What you get is all real, I can't put on an act,
[01:46.780]It takes brains to do that anyway (And anyway...)
[01:51.882]
[01:52.137]And I can't unravel riddles, problems and puns,
[01:55.871]How the home computer has me on the run,
[01:59.010]And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
[02:02.223]But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you)
[02:12.247]
[02:13.381]If depth of feeling is a currency,
[02:16.206](Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
[02:19.907]Then I'm the man who grew the money tree,
[02:23.247](No chain of office and no hope of getting one)
[02:26.772]Some of your friends are too brainy to see,
[02:29.807]That they're paupers and that's how they'll stay
[02:33.263]
[02:34.091]Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton,
[02:37.068]Of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won,
[02:40.407]And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
[02:43.600]But I know one thing and that's I love you
[02:50.208]
[02:50.416]When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
[02:54.202]You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton
[03:01.052]You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton
[03:07.945]You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor
[03:18.113](Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton)