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To help expodate your call  please listen carefully to the following options

If you're calling to solicit a demo tape  press 1
If you're calling regarding a job  press 2
If you're calling to borrow money  press 3
If you're calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area  press 4
If you're out of alcohol on Sunday  press 5
If you need a ho for the evening  press 6
If you woke up with a hangover
And a pair of hairy balls on your forehead  press 7

You've just pressed 7
You've been victimized and introduced to a moral crime known as t baggin'
We suggest you probably hang up the phone
Beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with
Last night  and find and destroy all photos before they appear on the Internet
Thank you for calling
Good luck
Goodbye