You never know
When it says you gotta go
HellfudgeTo them cheap motels down in 
Baton Rouge
HellfudgeRoll down the window of the limousine
HellfudgeI'll pay you fifteen bucks if you perform for me (No more)
HellfudgeI ain't givin' you one penny more
Gotta buy another 
TV station for the 
LordHellfudge
Can you imagine what it's like
To have to flash and pose
HellfudgeWhile a fat preacher
Sits and beats off in front of you
HellfudgeSame one who's so obsessed with
With anti-smut crusades (fancy that)
HellfudgeOh 
Lord,Someone let the air out of my tires
HellfudgeI'm stuck-with my pants down
Red handed in sin
But with money like mine
The Lord always forgives me
When I'm dictator
You will A
LLBe under the iron thumb of 
JeezusThe law of the land
Executions for witchcraft
Televised live at five
All Rock and 
Roll is pornography
That mixed coed swimming-phooey
I tell yaIt promotes problems of the flesh
Problems of the flesh
The fleshThe flesh
The fleshI can't stand it anymore
My fundamentalist army's
Crackin' down full swirl
HellfudgePolyester suit nazis
Will control the world
HellfudgeIf you think 
KhomeiniIs a step back in time
HellfudgeJust wait til 
I decideWhat you read and who dies
HellfudgeYou think we're finished
Boy, you must be queer
We get a little stronger
Every year
When I bilk your money
I'm moral, man
But I got a little problem
I just can't say no
To that Hellfudge
So take off them clothes
Slowly now, slowly
And twitch your little flounder just like that
Yehhhh, Just like they do
In all the smut rags 
I pretend to hate so much
Bite down real hard
Smile slut
I own you, 
Look humiliated, try to cry
I despise you so much 
I hate myself
MmmmmmTastes almost as good
As one of them green bubblegum cigars
Yeh! Hellfudge
There's a whole lotta 
Shakin' goin' on in here
But don't tell my cousin, ok
YeeeehGreat 
Balls 'o' 
FireHellfudge