I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I wanna be a customs man
Snoop through your stuff 'cause 
I canSneaky peaky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch
Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Sure beats 
AlpoIt's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
I wanna be a 
San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as 
Rodney was a 
KingWe got ways to make you sing
We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
I wanna join the christian coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause 
I've been saved'
Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Spare rod, spoil the child
It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks