[ti:Beginning Of A Great Adventure (LP Version)] [ar:lou reed] [al:new york] [00:28.07]It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around [00:30.96]A little me to fill up with my thoughts [00:33.11]A little me or he or she to fill up with my dreams [00:37.34]A way of saying life is not a loss [00:40.49]I'd keep the tyke away from school and tutor him myself [00:44.23]Keep him from the poison of the crowd [00:46.72]But then again pristine isolation might not be the best idea [00:50.96]It's not good trying to immortalize yourself [00:53.84]Beginning of a great adventure [00:58.44]Beginning of a great adventure [01:06.85]Why stop at one, I might have ten, a regular TV brood [01:14.23]I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood [01:18.17]Just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar [01:21.46]with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves [01:25.35]I'd teach 'em how to plant a bomb, start a fire, play guitar [01:28.28]And if they catch a hunter, shoot him in the nuts [01:31.53]I'd try to be as progressive as I could possibly be [01:34.77]As long as I don't have to try too much [01:38.51]Beginning of a great adventure [01:43.09]Beginning of a great adventure [01:50.42]Susie, Jesus, Bogart, Sam, Leslie, Jill and Jeff [01:59.15]Rita, Winny, Andy, Fran and Jet [02:01.73]Boris, Bono, Lucy, Ethel, Bunny, Reg and Tom [02:05.57]That's a lot of names to try not to forget [02:09.32]Carrie, Marlon, Mo and Steve, La Rue and Jerry Lee [02:12.45]Eggplant, Rufus, Dummy, Star and The Glob [02:15.49]I'd need a damn computer to keep track of all these names [02:19.68]I hope this baby thing don't go too far [02:22.62]I hope it's true what my wife said to me [02:26.06]I hope it's true what my wife said to me, hey [02:30.09]I hope it's true what my wife said to me [02:33.38]She says, "Baby, it's the beginning of a great adventure [02:38.71]Babe, beginning of a great adventure" [02:44.89]Take a look [03:22.12]It might be fun to have a kid that I could kick around [03:24.77]Create in my own image like a god [03:27.40]I'd raise my own pallbearers to carry me to my grave [03:31.19]And keep me company when I'm a wizened toothless clod [03:34.80]Some gibbering old fool sitting all alone drooling on his shirt [03:38.49]Some senile old fart playing in the dirt [03:41.33]It might be fun to have a kid I could pass something on to [03:45.27]Something better than rage, pain, anger and hurt [03:49.26]I hope it's true what my wife said to me [03:52.31]I hope it's true what my wife said to me [03:55.92]I hope it's true what my wife said to me [03:59.25]She says, "Lou, it's the beginning of a great adventure [04:04.65]Lou, Lou, Lou, beginning of a great adventure" [04:10.25]She says, babe, how you call your lover boy [04:18.77]Sylvia, quite you call your lover man