My dear I have something to ask you And I’ll try to get it right You’ve heard the Light Crust DoughboysAll sing of Martha White Oh the way to someone’s heart dear That old expression’s true So as long as we’re apart Here’s my request of you: Don’t cheat on me with cornbread, Don’t cheat on me with beans And don’t cheat on me with bacon, cooked up with collard greens Don’t cheat on me with biscuits with jelly sweet and blue Keep it in that place whereyou know you will be true Keep it in your pantry ( x 8 ) I hate that I am leaving And leaving you behind But soon I’ll be returning With a healthy appetite Oh and if you are not hungryas you once were before I’ll know you have betrayed mebehind that kitchen door Keep it in your pantry ( x 8 ) I’ve dined the whole world over I’ve had the fries of FranceThe melons of VeronaThe sausage of GdanskNo matter where I’ve been to, From _________ to RomeNothin’s quite as tasty as what’s cookin’ right at home Keep it in your pantry ( x 8 )