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[01:00.23] | 听个的哥说 我睁眼就欠二百多 |
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[01:40.30] | 听个孩子说 谁耐克阿迪有我多 |
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[02:00.22] | 听个小歌星儿说 千八百万有什么 |
[02:06.94] | 听个大文人说 当代诗歌是片沙漠 |
[02:13.69] | 听个小诗人说 饿死我也不写小说 |
[02:20.30] | 听个网络歌手说 我一首烂歌火遍中国 |
[02:27.01] | 听个穷画家说 我一千张画没人懂得 |
[02:33.61] | 听个破导演说 拍戏就爱潜规则 |
[02:40.30] | 听个烂演员说 想成名你得舍得 |
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[03:00.30] | 听个城里人说 明年他一定如何如何 |
[03:06.88] | 听个乡下人说 今年的收成挺多 |
[03:13.61] | 听个混子说 有事咱就酒桌上磕 |
[03:20.28] | 听个傻子说 吃饱不饿我就快乐着 |
[03:26.97] | 听个疯子说 我要革命我要解脱 |
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[00:06.94] | ting ge gong ren shuo hao jiu mei you he guo ke le |
[00:13.63] | ting ge shang ren shuo jin tian gai chi dian sha ne |
[00:20.34] | ting ge bao an shuo ta yi yue neng zhuan ba bai duo ne |
[00:26.97] | ting ge xiao jie shuo ta yi yue ba qian zhen de bu duo |
[00:33.62] | ting ge yao fan de shuo ta shou ji huan le hao ji ge |
[00:40.28] | ting ge xia gang de shuo ta hu ji dou hai mei yong guo |
[00:47.06] | ting ge bao fa hu shuo zhi you da ben neng pei de shang wo |
[00:53.61] | ting ge tie lu gong ren shuo wo qi le ban bei zi fei ge |
[01:00.23] | ting ge de ge shuo wo zheng yan jiu qian er bai duo |
[01:06.93] | ting ge jing cha shuo wo yi nian fa ta ji wan duo |
[01:13.57] | ting ge xiao huo zi shuo yao zhao dui xiang de xian you liang che |
[01:20.20] | ting ge da gu niang shuo ni mei qian jiu bie ba wo mo |
[01:26.94] | ting ge xiao xue sheng shuo ma ma wo jiu yao zhe ge na ge |
[01:33.57] | ting ge da xue sheng shuo chi de bu gui ba ba fang xin na |
[01:40.30] | ting ge hai zi shuo shui nai ke a di you wo duo |
[01:46.82] | you ting ge hai zi shuo wo hao xiang you yi ge ke zhuo er |
[01:53.62] | ting ge lao yao gun er shuo wu fang wu che wu cun zhe |
[02:00.22] | ting ge xiao ge xing er shuo qian ba bai wan you shen me |
[02:06.94] | ting ge da wen ren shuo dang dai shi ge shi pian sha mo |
[02:13.69] | ting ge xiao shi ren shuo e si wo ye bu xie xiao shuo |
[02:20.30] | ting ge wang luo ge shou shuo wo yi shou lan ge huo bian zhong guo |
[02:27.01] | ting ge qiong hua jia shuo wo yi qian zhang hua mei ren dong de |
[02:33.61] | ting ge po dao yan shuo pai xi jiu ai qian gui ze |
[02:40.30] | ting ge lan yan yuan shuo xiang cheng ming ni de she de |
[02:47.03] | ting ge lao bei jing er shuo ai xin jue luo quan ju de |
[02:53.63] | ting ge xin you ke shuo bei jing kao ya jin bian er ke |
[03:00.30] | ting ge cheng li ren shuo ming nian ta yi ding ru he ru he |
[03:06.88] | ting ge xiang xia ren shuo jin nian de shou cheng ting duo |
[03:13.61] | ting ge hun zi shuo you shi zan jiu jiu zhuo shang ke |
[03:20.28] | ting ge sha zi shuo chi bao bu e wo jiu kuai le zhe |
[03:26.97] | ting ge feng zi shuo wo yao ge ming wo yao jie tuo |
[03:33.64] | ting ge xia zi shuo shi shui zai chang zhe shou po ge |
[00:06.94] | tīng gè gōng rén shuō hǎo jiǔ méi yǒu hē guò kě lè |
[00:13.63] | tīng gè shāng rén shuō jīn tiān gāi chī diǎn shà ne |
[00:20.34] | tīng gè bǎo ān shuō tā yī yuè néng zhuàn bā bǎi duō ne |
[00:26.97] | tīng gè xiǎo jiě shuō tā yī yuè bā qiān zhēn de bù duō |
[00:33.62] | tīng gè yào fàn de shuō tā shǒu jī huàn le hǎo jǐ gè |
[00:40.28] | tīng gè xià gǎng de shuō tā hū jī dōu hái méi yòng guò |
[00:47.06] | tīng gè bào fā hù shuō zhǐ yǒu dà bēn néng pèi dé shàng wǒ |
[00:53.61] | tīng gè tiě lù gōng rén shuō wǒ qí le bàn bèi zi fēi gē |
[01:00.23] | tīng gè de gē shuō wǒ zhēng yǎn jiù qiàn èr bǎi duō |
[01:06.93] | tīng gè jǐng chá shuō wǒ yī nián fá tā jǐ wàn duō |
[01:13.57] | tīng gè xiǎo huǒ zi shuō yào zhǎo duì xiàng dé xiān yǒu liàng chē |
[01:20.20] | tīng gè dà gū niáng shuō nǐ méi qián jiù bié bǎ wǒ mō |
[01:26.94] | tīng gè xiǎo xué shēng shuō mā mā wǒ jiù yào zhè gè nà gè |
[01:33.57] | tīng gè dà xué shēng shuō chī de bù guì bà bà fàng xīn nà |
[01:40.30] | tīng gè hái zi shuō shuí nài kè ā dí yǒu wǒ duō |
[01:46.82] | yòu tīng gè hái zi shuō wǒ hǎo xiǎng yǒu yí gè kè zhuō ér |
[01:53.62] | tīng gè lǎo yáo gǔn ér shuō wú fáng wú chē wú cún zhé |
[02:00.22] | tīng gè xiǎo gē xīng ér shuō qiān bā bǎi wàn yǒu shén me |
[02:06.94] | tīng gè dà wén rén shuō dāng dài shī gē shì piàn shā mò |
[02:13.69] | tīng gè xiǎo shī rén shuō è sǐ wǒ yě bù xiě xiǎo shuō |
[02:20.30] | tīng gè wǎng luò gē shǒu shuō wǒ yī shǒu làn gē huǒ biàn zhōng guó |
[02:27.01] | tīng gè qióng huà jiā shuō wǒ yī qiān zhāng huà méi rén dǒng de |
[02:33.61] | tīng gè pò dǎo yǎn shuō pāi xì jiù ài qián guī zé |
[02:40.30] | tīng gè làn yǎn yuán shuō xiǎng chéng míng nǐ dé shè de |
[02:47.03] | tīng gè lǎo běi jīng ér shuō ài xīn jué luó quán jù dé |
[02:53.63] | tīng gè xīn yóu kè shuō běi jīng kǎo yā jīn biān ér kè |
[03:00.30] | tīng gè chéng lǐ rén shuō míng nián tā yí dìng rú hé rú hé |
[03:06.88] | tīng gè xiāng xià rén shuō jīn nián de shōu chéng tǐng duō |
[03:13.61] | tīng gè hùn zǐ shuō yǒu shì zán jiù jiǔ zhuō shàng kē |
[03:20.28] | tīng gè shǎ zi shuō chī bǎo bù è wǒ jiù kuài lè zhe |
[03:26.97] | tīng gè fēng zi shuō wǒ yào gé mìng wǒ yào jiě tuō |
[03:33.64] | tīng gè xiā zi shuō shì shuí zài chàng zhè shǒu pò gē |