BROOKLYN!!!! I reside in Brooklyn let it be known 2005 the water front was the zone That's when I arrived I was fresh off the boat The isle was ATL and it was swell to be home Couldn't go to Queens, greek priests look like sith Couldn't go to Bronx cause that's where the real rappers live Couldn't live in Jersey cause some ex's wanna hurt me Couldn't happen in Manhattan cause I'm just a fan like fergie So even though it really hurt I went ahead with Billy Burke And it was so convenient the break seemed like this could really work then I started countin' jerks found them out was quite a stir had to get Excel just to tell how many that there were Easy to identify I learned how to hunt them Missing from the crib and first to flame them and I dumped them Know what I say fuck them a defensively fashioned function you think that they'd be fun but that's a dumb assumption Party's nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin' I'm the hipster hunter Prescription pill popping, collective cock blockin', I'm dead d-bag droppin I'm the hipster hunter x2 Cause they're borderline squatters, peg legged bastards Jeans so tight make your balls say the password My point is these is pirates and they all got bands They got really cute girlfriend's all I got's my hand You don't even understand how I can mock a motley crew I prefer a park with cynics a park with Polish prostitutes I prefer piano why because their sound is really sad No one seems to noticed monsters rarely have to make these bands I detect your defects are in need for respect And Mr. boogie nights with the very hairy v neck Hey asshole wearin' scary specs like you are Tom Daschle hang you off a roof make you hum Crystal Castles It's invite only to my gallery show Then I turn on the gas cause they all gotta goooo you cut coke like it's class you beg for a bus pass Rock the Rachel Ray scarf and Glenn Frey's moustache Party's nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin' I'm the hipster hunter Prescription pill popping collective cock blockin' I'm dead d-bag droppin I'm the hipster hunter x2 I'm the hipster hunter x4