If I get emotional, slap me 
If sentimental hour, comes creepin' up the alley 
And tears would roll down from my eyes 
The reason why it happens sometimes 
Is not emotional 
Not emotional
If I get hysterical, slap me 
If I start breaking in doors 
Or smashing in windows 
There's one thing I want you to know 
The reason why I'm doing so 
Is not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional
Yesterday I drove by, I don't know why 
I saw you in the hall 
Kissing a tall guy 
The music is loud in my car 
The reasons why I came here are 
Not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional
If I start to shiver if I start to fall 
If I kneel, if I crawl 
If I get nowhere nowhere at all 
Wouldn't that be typical 
If I beg for a miracle 
If I start to shiver or start to fall 
It's not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional
If I get too curious, slap me 
If I nose in your affairs 
Or open your letters 
There's one thing that I want you to know 
The reason why I'm doing so 
Is not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional
I drove by 
Not emotional 
Not emotional 
Not emotional