Learn to love me, assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
My only weakness is well, never mind, never mind, oh
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, hand it over
Hand it over, hand it over
Learn to love me, assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crimes
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw run 
Channel Four
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, hand it over
Hand it over, hand it over
A heartless hand on my shoulder, a push and it's over
Alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
I tried living in the real world instead of a shell
But before 
I began, I was bored before 
I even began
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, take over