作词 : Morrissey, Whyte on He's romancing you And chancing his arm He'll be here Smiling on time He's romancing you And chancing his arm He'll be here Smiling on time Roy's keen oh roy's keen Roy's keen oh roy's keen We've never seen a Keener window-cleaner Back up the ladder Into each corner Dunking the chamois Just think of the goodwill The ladder's a planet Roy is a star, and I am a satellite that's He can hold a smile for as long As you require He can hold a smile for as long As you require Roy's keen oh roy's keen Roy's keen oh roy's keen We've never seen a Keener window-cleaner Back up the ladder Into each corner Dunking the chamois Just think of the goodwill The ladder's a planet Roy is a star, and I am a satellite I will be set alight Don't say you'll hold it steady Then you let it go Don't say you'll hold it steady Then you let it go Oh ... You're up the ladder Into each corner Foot in a bucket We trust you to wreck