[00:00.00]If you're waiting for a parade there ain't none
[00:02.37]Sharpen up your spirit of adventure
[00:05.22]The fabulous gay way
[00:06.97]Hey what's the big idea
[00:07.96]Yeah
[00:08.48]I have no ideas, in fact I'm quite bewildered
[00:11.65]Now don't get gay with me
[00:12.77]Gay, sir
[00:14.13]I'm far from gay
[00:15.07]Now listen and keep your shirt on
[00:16.92]Grown men in a rubber suit
[00:19.06]Runnin' around with a young boy
[00:21.26]Homo
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[00:22.02]Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
[00:24.52]In thigh-high boots, red tighty-whities and blue cat suit
[00:27.35]Holy homos
[00:28.10]Even the rats know it’s tacky
[00:29.70]'You ever see me slippin' like that bitch, just smack me'
[00:32.44]Posin' Chester, legs open, couldn’t stand worse
[00:35.23]All was missin' was a bandana and a man purse
[00:37.92]Cryin', dyin', laughin' til glands burst
[00:40.59]Faster than a speeding glass, bleeding-ass ran first
[00:43.20]Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
[00:45.84]Under the cape the back of the S say baby girl
[00:48.58]The things some people‘ll do for fame
[00:50.96]It’s an herb, it’s a lame
[00:52.76]It’s... a Goddamn shame
[00:54.88]Villain willing when them cold streets call
[00:56.73]You can keep your hero and hold the meatballs
[00:59.32]Worthy title, lock it with pockets on empty
[01:01.80]He work harder than a steam engine like John Henry
[01:04.41]Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
[01:07.13]Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
[01:09.85]At least monetarily terribly
[01:12.43]MC's need therapy, it’s like a fairy spree
[01:15.07]Hit him with a kryptonite brick
[01:17.81]Children come and prick his dead body with a stick
[01:20.37]Wrote this lyric from in the bed with a chick
[01:22.93]She had the tightest grip around the head of my
[01:25.52]
[01:42.06]...Bic, now can I get my pen back
[01:44.72]Got no enemy, got no friend, black
[01:47.28]With the Green Goblin got the Batcave robbed
[01:49.81]Bust in Batman’s head bobbin’, slobbin’ Robin’s knob
[01:52.45]Y’all already got your belts on the floor so
[01:55.87]Kick them shits over here and click off the porno
[01:57.91]Alfred come home and found them both nekkid
[02:00.45]Handcuffed to each other just as he had suspected
[02:03.08]Red and chrome Batmobile, wheelin‘ and dealin’
[02:05.85]Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes, for real for squealin’
[02:08.52]Pss the lo-lo on a seal skin blazer
[02:11.03]It’s just a little graze from a razor-thin laser
[02:13.77]Amazed at all these so-called wannabe players
[02:16.46]Showin' off they titballs to all the free-gayers
[02:19.10]It’s like a leotard fest
[02:21.66]How it got started is any retards guess
[02:24.30]Regardless, that’s they choice, no hate debate
[02:26.75]Becomes a problem when they try an attempt to go straight
[02:29.68]And raise the monster rate in the whole population
[02:32.16]It’s starting to affect the super pimpin’ occupation
[02:35.01]Now, who’s the hater, headline the newspaper
[02:37.59]Fate of a fake you out caped crusader
[02:40.26]Tied to the tracks, make a damn tram derail
[02:42.82]Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e-mail
[02:45.66]The man with no beard is more weirder than a she-male
[02:48.30]Sucker got bagged on a Temazepam street sale
[02:51.18]Told ‘em one of ours set it up, yeah doubt
[02:53.87]Did it like the dirty drawls
[02:55.46]Wet ‘em up and air it out
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[03:00.24]You got any money
[03:01.00]What
[03:02.07]You got any money
[03:03.35]Man you gone crazy
[03:06.93]Damn
[03:09.85]Batman's gay
[03:12.07]Bhati boys