作曲 : DuBois, Miller (chris dubois/lee thomas miller) Tuesday morning sports page, i've got coffee in my cup A smile creeps across my face, the braves beat the cubs I hate chicago I'm changing planes in dallas, i ain't going through i'hare It's a thousand dollars more i know, but i don't care I hate chicago Sara told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named tony Guess where they live now I hear the food is great, i hear the summer sure is nice It's beautiful at christmas, there's three more reasons why I hate chicago From their wgn station to their seven feet of snow The rock band in the 80's to the oprah winfrey show I hate chicago Sara told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named tony Guess where they live now Sara used to talk about How one day we would settle down Find ourselves an old farmhouse On the outskirts of a small town Then she told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named tony Guess where they live now That's right i hate chicago I hate chicago Man, i hate chicago