One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
As I crept the passages
Only just but faint
In and out of the central heating
It came and then went
Samantha, 
Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh, 
Samantha dear
But, ooh, she slept on
Well, I've itched a thousand itches
But this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call
Springing up in disbelief
The suspension spilt
And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt
Samantha, 
Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh, 
Samantha dear
But, ooh, she slept on
One night in a cold, cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
Samantha, 
Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh, 
Samantha dear
ButSamantha, 
Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh, 
Samantha dear
But, oohThere were all sorts of funny faces
Being pulled
But mine was the funniest face of them all