[00:12.01]玲玲珑珑　玲玲珑珑　喝玲珑
[00:16.47]卖什细　街头巷尾四界踅
[00:24.00]今日从这过　看您爱啥货
[00:28.09]拢毋免讲价　绝对无问题
[00:33.61]无论是胭脂水粉膨粉价膨纱
[00:38.47]阮就是喝玲珑　卖什细
[00:46.19]
[00:46.60]口白:来唷!来看我喝玲珑的卖什细,
[00:52.52]不是欲卖你摇鼓价卖鼎擦,请各位就要乎详细,
[00:58.06]是欲来卖恁化装的百货.今天欲来俗俗仔卖,
[01:03.43]彼个猪肉欲当作咸菜价,若恁欠用才紧来提.
[01:09.01]看!偎来看!俗对半,不是我咧爱弹,
[01:14.04]我的水粉提去抹,妆妆咧甘若阿旦,
[01:17.46]一盒才卖您二块半.
[01:20.06]我昧歕鸡奎啦,一个老阿婆今年八十几岁,
[01:24.09]抹着我的水粉搁会老水啊老水.
[01:28.39]来唷!即吗我来喝一支胭脂,胭脂若欲抹,
[01:33.06]你就要拣彼啰好气味的,若欲抹你着要抹嘴边,
[01:36.65]爱人仔嗅着才会心绵绵.各位小姐不通假敖,
[01:42.30]胭脂若抹在鼻头,
[01:44.41]刚好亲像木栅仙公庙彼只红鼻猴.一支偌济?
[01:49.00]二块四,慢且是,恁即吗跟我买一支,
[01:53.86]我另外送恁一支返去分厝边,有人欲爱就即吗紧讲起,
[02:00.18]若给我收起来才欲得,就是重讲钱,
[02:04.14]有人欲否? ,什么!大家煞静静,各位大概是不合用.
[02:11.25]人客啊!恁不通俗米嫌臭醅,
[02:14.00]俗蕃薯给我嫌曲龟,卖恁俗恁给我嫌楣,
[02:18.38]真珠给我当作老鼠屎.
[02:21.05]无我即吗搁来喝一领四十八人份的蚊罩,
[02:26.05]也挺好围篱笆,也挺好做灶脚,
[02:29.06]也挺好做鱼网仔提去外海抛,
[02:32.02]一领才卖恁一十八.搁来噢!即吗欲来喝一条齿膏,
[02:37.74]各位咱遮男士朋友恁毋通看做是药膏,
[02:41.09]提返去厝内黑白抹黑白搔,搔一下久变汰痼,
[02:45.77]彼阵就乎您太太讲恁去歪哥,
[02:48.22]啊你就会真啰唆.来来来,来喝一块雪文,
[02:54.42]香贡贡搁贡贡香,
[02:57.01]洗一摆香七天,初一提来洗身躯,十五犹咧轻松.
[03:02.97]放咧三年过五冬,免惊会蛀空,
[03:07.00]也免惊会生虫.来唷!半卖半相送,
[03:12.06]一项一项来加拼,甘若关公咧走麦城,现喝现输嬴,
[03:17.86]恁若欲爱才喝声,紧来唷!
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[03:26.00]玲玲珑珑　玲玲珑珑　喝玲珑
[03:30.59]卖什细　街头巷尾四界踅
[03:38.05]今日从这过　看您爱啥货
[03:42.51]拢毋免讲价　绝对无问题
[03:47.67]无论是胭脂水粉膨粉价膨纱
[03:52.23]阮就是喝玲珑　卖什细