[00:02.77]咪王之王
[00:04.96]（神秘电话留言）
[00:15.22]Hello! You remember me?
[00:18.59]I have many many questions to you
[00:21.70]A.Yourwife is so nice
[00:23.78]B.Yourdaughter is so beautiful and speaks English
[00:27.43]C.Yourmami 6S So healthyand thirsty
[00:30.79]D.YourPhilippino maid so work hard
[00:33.70]E.Oh!Who am i? Hahaha!!!Where am i? How do you do?
[00:42.14]有问题
[00:44.07]谁令你声音收细
[00:46.82]勒令你趁早退出将把口封闭
[00:52.64]无问题
[00:54.83]谁又会不可一世
[00:57.60]日日上报纸对空气随意发挥
[01:02.50]轮到我开咪
[01:04.66]你推咪
[01:05.86]我摆喏姿势
[01:08.10]纯粹娱乐你少讲废话多讲笑话最开胃
[01:13.17]轮住唱开咪
[01:15.46]咪争咪
[01:16.63]你知书识礼
[01:18.87]未够娱乐你不讲政治不讲教育太虚伪
[01:24.23]现在你怎去造势
[01:26.98]学唱尽各种声势
[01:29.65]顺应随四周风势
[01:33.04]开咪
[01:36.50]你
[01:37.42]落台
[01:38.75]无谓再虚张声势
[01:41.37]骂我唱歌过钟爱制造问题
[01:47.14]我
[01:48.35]上台
[01:49.55]谁又怕开声失礼
[01:52.19]遂个发声对观众由你拍低
[01:57.02]轮到我开咪
[01:59.10]你推咪
[02:00.30]我摆岩姿势
[02:02.57]纯粹娱乐你少讲废话多讲笑话最开胃
[02:07.75]轮住去楂咪
[02:09.83]咪争咪
[02:11.10]你知书识礼
[02:13.34]未够娱乐你不讲政治不讲教育太虚伪
[02:18.56]现在要怎去造势
[02:21.29]学唱尽各种声势
[02:24.00]顺应随四周风势
[02:27.73]开咪
[02:30.89]英文：IamthebestOfthebest
[02:33.33]法文：JesuisdesmeilleurdUmeilleurs
[02:35.95]德文：IchbindasBesteyomBesten
[02:38.62]日文：Oregamailsaikou
[02:41.33]英文十普通话：I tried my best 我未有 regret
[02:46.18]全世界开咪
[02:47.82]咪封咪
[02:49.18]咪诸多管制
[02:51.23]纯粹娱乐你少讲废话多讲笑话最开胃
[02:56.54]轮住去楂�
[02:58.76]我OP咪
[03:00.16]快摆好姿势
[03:02.34]未够娱乐你不讲政治不讲教育太湿滞
[03:06.56]（湿滞 湿滞 湿滞 湿滞）
[03:08.18]现在要怎去造势
[03:10.60]学唱尽各种声势
[03:13.20]顺应民意的火势
[03:16.29]开咪（开咪 开咪）
[03:21.82]开咪
[03:24.78]开咪