You say you love me darlin',
Please, call me on the phone sometime
You say you love me darlin',
Please, call me on the phone sometime
When I hear your voice,
Ease my worried mind

One of these days,
I'm gonna show you how nice a man can be
One of these days,
I'm gonna show you just how nice a man can be
I'm gonna buy you a brand, new Cadillac,
If you only speak some good words about me

Hear my phone ringin',
Sound like a long distance call
Hear my phone keep ringin',
Sound like a long distance call
When I picked up my receiver,
The party said another mule kickin' in your stall