作曲 : Chapple, Falkous, Harding
  All of your friends are cunts
 Your mother is a ball-point pen thief
 Notoriety follows you
 Like beatings follow rain
 
 Bring on the big guitars
 You've got a prophets name
 
 
 All of your tales are lies
 You've never been to Alton towers
 Michael Caine doesn't follow you
 And you've never been to Spain
 
 Bring on the go-getters
 You've got a prophets name
 
 Gareth Brown says