[00:24.22]Well I used to drive a cab you know
[00:29.34]I heard a siren scream
[00:33.52]Pulled over to the corner
[00:36.55]And I fell into a dream
[00:45.98]There were two men eating pennies
[00:50.81]And three young girls who cried
[00:55.40]The West coast is falling
[00:58.45]I see rocks in the sky
[01:05.51]The preacher took his bible
[01:09.29]And laid it on the stool
[01:12.91]He said: with the congregation running
[01:16.39]Why should I play the fool
[01:36.24]Well I used to be a woman you know
[01:42.05]I took you for a ride
[01:45.93]I let you fly my airplane
[01:48.99]It looked good for your pride
[01:53.99]'Cause you're the kind of man you know
[01:59.11]Who likes what he says
[02:02.99]I wonder what's it's like
[02:04.13]To be so far over my head
[02:12.51]Well the lady made the wedding
[02:16.45]And she brought along the ring
[02:20.07]She got down on her knees
[02:24.04]And said: Let's get on with this thing
[02:45.07]Well I used to be a folk singer
[02:50.21]Keeping managers alive
[02:54.38]When you saw me on a corner
[02:56.97]And told me I was jive
[03:05.03]So I unlocked your mind you know
[03:09.66]To see what I could see
[03:13.04]If you guarantee the postage
[03:15.65]I'll mail you back the key
[03:24.88]Well I woke up in the morning
[03:28.40]With an arrow through my nose
[03:31.57]There was an Indian in the corner
[03:35.25]Tryin' on my clothes
[04:17.10]Well I used to be asleep you know
[04:22.65]With blankets on my bed
[04:28.44]I stayed there for a while
[04:31.30]'Til they discovered I was dead
[04:38.16]The coroner was friendly
[04:43.76]And I liked him quite a lot
[04:47.98]If I hadn't 've been a woman
[04:51.55]I guess I'd never have been caught
[04:59.66]They gave me back my house and car
[05:03.58]And nothing more was said
[05:43.85]Well I was driving down the freeway
[05:47.83]When my car ran out of gas
[05:51.76]Pulled over to the station
[05:54.08]But I was afraid to ask
[06:02.19]The servicemen were yellow
[06:05.36]And the gasoline was green
[06:08.90]Although I knew I couldn't
[06:11.02]I thought that I was gonna scream
[06:18.18]That was on my last trip to Tulsa
[06:22.51]Just before the snow
[06:25.52]If you ever need a ride there
[06:29.10]Be sure to let me know
[07:31.12]I was chopping down a palm tree
[07:37.48]When a friend dropped by to ask
[07:41.53]If I would feel less lonely
[07:45.34]If he helped me swing the axe
[07:57.27]I said: No it's not a case of being lonely
[08:02.00]We have here
[08:06.94]I've been working on this palm tree
[08:10.81]For eighty seven years
[08:39.47]I said: No it's not a case of being lonely
[08:45.92]We have here
[08:49.10]I've been working on this palm tree
[08:55.29]For eighty seven years
[09:03.53]He said: Go get lost
[09:06.57]And walked towards his Cadillac
[09:12.82]I chopped down the palm tree
[09:16.15]And it landed on his back