[00:39.81]It's funny how some fables became historic
[00:44.03]When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
[00:48.50]But people will believe anything if it's written
[00:53.28]Especially in stone or ancient scroll
[00:58.09]December 25th has been blacklisted
[01:02.28]Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
[01:07.03]It was the last thing anyone ever expected
[01:11.74]Xmas has been X'd
[01:13.00]No colored lights, no shopping sprees
[01:17.97]No more presents under dead trees
[01:22.36]St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
[01:27.13]We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
[01:30.76]
[01:32.88]Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
[01:37.19]Protestants increasingly become agnostic
[01:41.75]Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
[01:46.45]Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
[01:51.10]Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
[01:55.66]Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
[02:00.07]But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
[02:04.81]'Cause Easter's canceled too"
[02:06.49]No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
[02:11.18]Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
[02:15.97]They canceled lent and slowed down fast
[02:20.44]Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
[02:25.11]No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
[02:27.49]No more presents (We don't need Christ)
[02:29.81]under dead trees (We got eight nights)
[02:31.88]St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)
[02:34.27]but we don't grieve (There all canceled)
[02:36.64]We celebrate (Our Hanukah)
[02:38.92]the last Christmas eve