They're always doing fry 
Trying to get me high 
I felt the pressure, but 
I never did 
They used to call me dude 
Put it in my food 
I had the munchies when 
I was a kid (go!) 
My dad was something else ? 
Took my squirt gun and made it a bong 
My teacher smelled my clothes 
They think 
I'm one of those 
My mom's Alice 
B. Toklas, my dad's 
Tommy Chong 
My sister's name 
Is Mary-Jane 
And mine's 
Bud Mine's 
Bud